FUTABA, 4chan menace

[malewife]

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[malewife]

... For you to know that, you would have had to have returned.

[ Is... IS SHE BACK? ]

[technocool]

Oh yeah, we got better. [ AS YOU DO? ]

It definitely wasn't fun though.

[malewife]

I do not think anyone likes blipping out of existence.

How did you return?

[technocool]

It was a Christmas Miracle.

[ WAS IT? ]

[malewife]

[ ... ]

So you have no clue.

[technocool]

There was something about being revived in a prison within the space between dreams and reality but it gets really complicated without a flow chart so honestly, Christmas Miracle works.

[malewife]

That isn't too difficult to understand. We have the Story Horizon which acts similar.

You die if you stay out there too long, though. I imagine it was fine in... This prison.

[technocool]

Yeah! We kinda broke ourselves out of non-existence, got a little help to travel back into reality, and went off to kick Yaldabaoth's ass for causing so much trouble.

Easy Peasy!

[malewife]

... The Gnostic god?

[ IS THIS RIGHT ]

[technocool]

Yeah! He was trying to take control of everything. What an asshole.

[malewife]

If his lore is the same, then he's a self-centered fool.

[ dunks on gods lesgo ]

[technocool]

Definitely acted like one. He tried to manipulate a whole bunch of things to his desired end but somehow Akira managed to summon Satanael and a move worthy of Featherman, shot him right through the face. Bam, pow!

[ futaba immediately devolves into an action montage ]

[malewife]

... This Akira summoned Satanael.

[ wHAT. ]

[technocool]

[ she nods like this is no big thing ]

With the power of belief and friendship.