dude looks like a lady (yuri lowell)

[malewife]

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[senjinrouha]

Everyone'll be throwing around accusations like no one's business if that's the case. [ he waves his arm in the air -- there's a long cut, like a sword mark, on his right inner forearm, bleeding merrily. ]

But there you go, there's one for you. The rest are just stab wounds in my back, which was nice of the woman who stabbed me, and the shadow monster who tried to gore me.

[malewife]

You seem unpopular.

[ Says the man who has so many wounds from over a thousand lifetimes. ]

[senjinrouha]

Infamous, might the right word. If you go by how persistent people are with nagging me, I’m very popular.

[malewife]

I wouldn't call gaining unwanted attention "popular" as it is unlucky.

[senjinrouha]

It is what it is.

[malewife]

Do you have an annoying admirer?

[senjinrouha]

...





... Actually, yeah. I guess I do.

[malewife]

[ He doesn't say anything, but this is a very same hat feeling. ]

[senjinrouha]

[ they can just stare tiredly into the distance for a while. ]

[malewife]

Is yours dead?

[ Now this is just a test to see how lucky either of them are. ]

[senjinrouha]

Maybe? He keeps coming back. Like a cockroach.

[malewife]

Then I'm the luckier one.

[ hehe ]

[senjinrouha]

That sounds about right for me.

[malewife]

Did they want to become one with you?

[senjinrouha]

I think they wanted to cut me open and wear my skin as a suit, personally.

[malewife]

That's similar.

[senjinrouha]

… Maybe he just stayed dead this time? I can dream right?

[malewife]

How often are you wrong?

[senjinrouha]

How often is anyone wrong? Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not.

[malewife]

Most of the time it's luck, Yuri Lowell...

[ YOU ARE UNLUCKY. SO MAYBE WHEN YOU ARE OPTIMISTIC, YOU ARE WRONG? ]

Hopefully, whoever that is stays dead.

[senjinrouha]

Look, if I knock him down enough times eventually he’ll stop getting up and following me again.