I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS (herlock sholmes)

[malewife]

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[malewife]

... What is it?

[ WHY ARE YOU STARING? He takes out a mauve brown sweater which would be nice under the coat. ]

[greatdeduction]

[He opens his mouth to say "NOTHING AT ALL" but he chokes on it.]

[He just nods.]

I admit, it is quite surprising to hear such words from you. One may feel as if he's dreaming.

[malewife]

[ Lets get you some good shoes to go with your new outfit, Sholmes. ]

Don't say such creepy things. It's the objective truth that I can't seem to avoid saying.

[greatdeduction]

I have...noticed that too, yes.

[Taking the shoes, too. This all feels surreal. YJH the malewife...]

For example, I could say...let's see. I have bla- [He coughs, wincing.] Blonde hair. It's blonde. See? It's quite irritating!

[malewife]

[ he legitimately just doesn't want to see something ugly........... ]

It's only irritating if you lie a lot.

[ looks

at sholmes ]

[greatdeduction]

[wooow look at these buttons on this coat they're so cute.]

[wow]

[malewife]

[ Hm. ]

What do you think of me, Herlock Sholmes?

[greatdeduction]

[He sputters.]

Now that's hardly fair!

[malewife]

All is fair in love and war.

[ YEAH. (COLA VOICE) HOMEWRECKING!!!!!! But not even relevant. ]

[greatdeduction]

[GET COLA OUT OF HERE]

It's neither love or war, my dear fellow. If I answer, you must answer the same question in return.

[malewife]

I have told you before, haven't I?

[ me: will sholmes even remember. Joonghyuk thinks Sholmes would have good memory. ]

[greatdeduction]

...




[He blushes, slightly. sTOP.]

Maybe I want to hear it again?

[malewife]

That's right. I do remember when I told you last time, you were preening yourself quite thoroughly.

You like attention, don't you?

[greatdeduction]

[A nod.]

I shan't lie. I do like it more than most.

[malewife]

Then do you really want to hear my updated thoughts on you?

[greatdeduction]

I would be curious.....

[attention whore]

[malewife]

I paid first last time.

[ So it is Sholmes' turn. ]

[greatdeduction]

[FROWNING]

[BINCH]

Fine, then! If you so choose! [HUFFING!] I think of you as a deeply respectable man, reliable and true, who deeply cares for others despite your stalwart demeanor. You are someone who has gone through much, indeed, death and games with gods notwithstanding, and yet it doesn't stop you from working to help others around you with every strength of your ability. Anyone would be happy to have you as an ally. However, I do hope that you are at least taking care of yourself in these times, and that others like Mr. Dokja continue to look out for you. [A beat.] And I...am sorry to hear of your past. It is never easy to lose loved ones.

[malewife]

I think you already know that I am a selfish man.

[ Sholmes said. Too many nice words. Technically Sholmes is right, but he doesn't want to disillusion him that he's a good person. ]

Do you wish to be companions, Herlock Sholmes?

[greatdeduction]

Selfish you may be, but isn't everyone? It is how we exist in this world. If you give yourself entirely to everyone else, what is left of you?

[He twists his mouth to the side.]

I wouldn't mind calling you a friend, Mr. Joonghyuk.

[malewife]

You're right.

[ And he thinks better of Sholmes for saying it? me, just sweating profusely ]

In Korea, the term "friends" is held for those around the same age. You're too young.

[greatdeduction]

Eh? Young?

[Actually surprised?]

Well, now, you flatter me, given I've heard naught but the opposite. What term would you use, then?

[malewife]

If we were to add up my lifetimes, I would have been living for... [ let him do some quick maths. ] Over seven thousand years. Give or take.

As I said. Companion.

[ Universally, this would be friend, either way. ]

[greatdeduction]

Grandfather........

[SMACK HIM]


[But no, no, he laughs, and then smiles.]

But yes. Alright. Companion it is. It's wonderful to have you as a companion, Mr. Joonghyuk.

[malewife]

Sometimes I forget that you were birthed from a womb like most people.

[ Whacks him with clothes. Tsuru is your gramgram. ]

I didn't think you would care for friendship, only mysteries, Herlock Sholmes.