malewife | I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS (herlock sholmes)

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Ah, but who needs gourmet taste, as long as it gets you through the day? One needn't not be picky, in certain circumstances.

I feel like you would eat bread that tastes like cardboard.

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm don't call him out like this]

Well....it's still bread.....

Just eat cardboard.

[ Actually, he KIND OF WANTS TO SEE IT? ]

But I have, my dear fellow?

[DON'T JUST ADMIT THIS??]

[ HE ISN'T LIKE... SURPRISED? Cause this tracks for Sherlock Holmes and any rendition of him, but. HE'S STILL APPALLED? ]

For what?

To see if cardboard could provide sustenance! After all, it is made from trees, and we already eat plants and such as part of our diet, no?

[ HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD. ]

There are no nutrients left in cardboard.

And right you are! I almost collapsed later that day from starvation!

... If someone were to die here and it isn't at the hand of someone else, it would be you.

[ HIS PROPHECY. ]

Ahahahahaha!

It takes a lot to kill someone like me, my dear fellow! I'm not unlike a cockroach!

[DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO THAT]