KAZUNARI, LET THE MEMES BEGIN

[malewife]

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[malewife]

… I’m not going to explain.

[ NEVER MIND KAZUNARI IS AN IDIOT. He has decided.

Niah looks to acknowledge him. You are accounted for. Joonghyuk frowns.

So much. ]

A cave. [ … ] Why.

[dms]

...Okay, suit yourself!

[ shrugs! he can be assigned idiot, he doesn't mind. ]

Heck if I know! Maybe whatever magic set these things up decided he likes caves? And it's still got furniture, so it's not like he can't get comfy at all.

[malewife]

... He likes caves.

[ This is the logic? ]

A couch and a mini-fridge in a cave doesn't make it "comfy."

[dms]

I mean, mine is kind of modeled after aesthetics that I like? It even has the style of art I like best. It makes sense, IMO - so maybe Brad's a fan of camping, or mountain climbing? We'd have to ask.

[ it's "we" now ]

Everyone has different ideas of comfort, anyway. Someone out there would probs think my room isn't that comfortable, but lucky for them, they don't have to stay here.

[malewife]

[ He hears all of that, but first: ]

Did you just say an acronym instead of words?

[dms]

Yep!

[malewife]

Why.

[dms]

It's easy to say! Faster! Keeps the convo moving!

[malewife]

[ Thinks about it.

Better than gamer slang. ]

Your room is fine. Only the insane would think otherwise.

[dms]

[ luckily itaru is still back home ]

It's just about having different tastes. There's nothing wrong with that!

Does your room have games? Or are they fake, like the paints?

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk thinks there's everything wrong with bad taste?

Oh, no......... His GAMES. ]

... They're fake plastic models. The ones used to show off model houses.

[ He sounds so angry about this. ]

[dms]

Boooo. Where's the fun in that?

Maybe we can ask for real stuff once the hosts show up, though?

[malewife]

They will most likely ask for something in return despite our situation.

[ (yjh) npcs are so smelly ]

[dms]

Ehhh? But we don't really have anything to give them. What could they even ask for?

[malewife]

[ Thinking about the Watchers and frowning. ]

... Entertainment.

[dms]

Well, in that case, we're golden! I'm an actor, you know. Entertainment is what I do!

[malewife]

... I had thought being an artist was your main occupation.

[ He thought acting was the hobby. ]

[dms]

If you want to be technical, I'm still a student. But I'm a UMC! I do it all!

[malewife]

[ ... ]

Let me see it.

[dms]

...My acting? But I don't even have a script, or a scene partner. [ hmmmmm. ] I guess I could improv something, but you'd have to just pretend anyone else is there, if I need them.

[malewife]

Fine. We have to make do with what we have.