YURI LECLERC, yl3 basically

[malewife]

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[malewife]

... They're chewy rice cakes.

[ It's okay, Yuri. He has you. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ thank you TWSA protagonist yoo joonghyuk ]

…

[ yuri looks at the pack and then at yjh ]

They look dry to me, not chewy.

[malewife]

You would need to rehydrate them. Similar to boiling grains so they become soft.

[ He is patient cause he knows Yuri is a modernish medieval. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ a medieval with secret station knowledge. ]

… Huh. And that makes it edible.

[ well. it’s not like they’re going to charge him for trying it, right? he holds out the pack to yjh. ]

Show me how it’s done?

[malewife]

[ Hands it back. ]

I will instruct you, but you must do it yourself or else you won't learn.

[ashenvaliant]

[ hands it back. ]

Just once. I'll pick it up.

[malewife]

It's not difficult. You're quick to learn and stew is harder to make in comparison.

[ Gives it back. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ closes his eyes. gives it BACK. ]

Please. And thank you.

[malewife]

[ WELL. SINCE YURI IS NICE ABOUT IT. ]

... You're going to feel silly soon.

[ They're going to put some water from the water dispenser, then the sauce into the bowl... And pop it into the microwave. He pushes the 2 button for 2 minutes and then pulls it out to mix it around. It's done and the spicy smell wafts.

Now, with the second instant bowl, he gives it to Yuri to try. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ weirdly, he looks a little glad at that. but he will watch, dutifully. ]

Huh. The clue’s in the name then. “Convenience” store. How did you know how much water to put in?

[malewife]

Convenience comes with its shortcomings. [ But. First. Water. ] There is a bevel inside the cup.

[ He indicates it with a plastic fork. ]

It is not much.

[ashenvaliant]

Such as?

[ this is food on tap, dude. ]

[malewife]

You cannot control what is put into them. Generally, instant food has a lot more sugar or sodium, which is detrimental to your health.

Eating these types of meals too often will affect your health.

[ashenvaliant]

[ he blinks because he is from a time where you catch and grow your own food or suffer. ]

You could say that about treats and sweets, yet having them in moderation is not the worst thing.

[malewife]

It isn't. Moderation is key.

[ At least Yuri gets that. ]

It's your turn.

[ Gives him the tteokbokki package 2 ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ oh. his time to shine.

he will





make the spicy rice cakes. ]

[malewife]

It wasn't difficult.

[ He eats some of the rice cakes with a toothpick. ]

[ashenvaliant]

No, I can't fault it for ease and efficiency.

[malewife]

Are you not going to try it?

[ spicy sweet and tasty ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ he will he will, he is Inspecting. ]

...

[ and then he tries! ]

-- man the colour is indicative of the spice, huh?

[malewife]

It's mild.

[ Genuinely, at least to him. ]

[ashenvaliant]

If you eat this all the time, then I can imagine you probably would find it mild.

[ he's a white ass european adjacent guy ]

[malewife]

This is considered junk food.

[ Joonghyuk being the jock he is doesn't eat junk a lot. ]

[ashenvaliant]

Junk food?

[ ... ]

All food is nutrition, isn't it?

[malewife]

Yes, but some has less than others.