YURI LECLERC, yl3 basically

[malewife]

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[ashenvaliant]

And yet you won't eat to appease the angry snake. Picky, picky.

[ he sighs, and will sit down not... NEXT to the snake but near enough to it. ]

[malewife]

I can easily kill a ravenous snake.

[ Yuri can watch him sword fight with the pink snake, fangs against his sword. ]

They don't eat pasta.

[ashenvaliant]

You literally just watched this one do exactly that!!

[ damb. he can fight the snake if he wants, yuri’s gonna eat an unlimited breadstick?? ]

[malewife]

It isn't real.

[ He pierces its head with its sword as it tries to bite him. Where is the blood? No blood. Just pasta. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ yuri is just slurping pasta now. go off king. ]

[malewife]

Why are you eating the pasta? That was in its mouth!

[ It wasn’t before, but now after Joonghyuk says that, it is… The pasta flows out of the snake mouth, all over the table. ]

[ashenvaliant]

It’s my own bowl?? If you were focusing on anything but fighting the snake you’d see you’ve got one too.

[ MEN. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. yuri is not being fought by the snake. ]

[malewife]

[ Snake pasta drops into Yuri's bowl... It's too late... Their table is flooding with half-eaten pasta and alfredo sauce. When Joonghyuk tries to kill the snake forever, they are transported to the hallway.

...

Niah looks around, then barks. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ me looking at the description like HEI iT’S JUST HIS OWN BOWL OF MEDIOCRE OLIVE GARDEN.

but oh. here they are. ]

Well that was wildly dramatic.

[malewife]

[ I made the snake vomit more olive garden because Joonghyuk is trying to beat the shit out of it, okay. ]

These rooms are ridiculous.

[ashenvaliant]

[ snalive garden…. ]

This whole place is ridiculous, I think the rooms are just ruder about it.