YURI LECLERC, yl3 basically

[malewife]

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[ashenvaliant]

[ he frowns. also i forgot there was modern tech in the stations so that sums up my monday. ]

I don’t even remember how to use one of these. [ … he pushes a button. nothing really happens. ]

[malewife]

[ KGLKS It's okay. I just assumed Yuri forgot how to use it after some time. ]

Are you trying to turn it on?

[ashenvaliant]

[ he may have done. ]

Something like that.

[malewife]

You need to press these.

[ He will turn on the TV and the console, but what they'll get is


SPACEE

JAMMMM ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ EVERYBODY GET UP IT’S TIME TO SLAM NOW

WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN

WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAAAAMMMMM. ]

…

[ yuri just stares at yjh like he has an explanation for this. ]

[malewife]

[ ... ]

Why are you looking at me like that?

[ashenvaliant]

Well I sure don't know what that is.

[malewife]

... It's a movie.

[ Help. ]

You watch it for entertainment.

[ashenvaliant]

...

I know what a movie is.

[ the station was modern.... survive and see it for yourself, yjh. ]

But-- what is this. This weird song?

[malewife]

[ what if i'm dead this week? ]

... It is a song for this movie specifically. Part of the soundtrack.

[ashenvaliant]

[ happy for you if true, go see that gy. ]

...

[ he looks at the screen again. ]

Huh.

[malewife]

... The movie isn't substantial, in case you're considering watching.

[ Reconsider. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ come on a slam and welcome to jam though, yjh. ]

What is a substantial movie then? If this… sports thing with a cartoon rabbit isn’t it.

[malewife]

What would you consider opera or plays that are worth going to? Ones that leave you thinking about its story, its characters...

... Space Jam is something you watch for short entertainment and bewilderment.

[ashenvaliant]

… Well now you just have me intrigued. Even if it’s nothing like an opera.

[malewife]

[ ................................ ]

You're going to watch it?

[ashenvaliant]

Do you know anything else of note we should be doing around here other than hoping we don't get murdered on a Thursday night?

[malewife]

[ ... ]

Yuri Leclerc.

[ashenvaliant]

Yoo Joonghyuk.

[ yeah?? is he wrong?? ]

[malewife]

[ Closes his eyes.

Well. Fine. He sits on the couch next to Yuri. They can watch Space Jam together. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ WHY DID HE SAY HIS NAME LIKE THAT?



i guess they are watching space jam. time for yuri's cultural education to begin anew. ]

[malewife]

How was it?

[ashenvaliant]

….


Interesting.

[ said with the stilted tone of someone who may be having an aneurysm. ]

[malewife]

Would you watch it again?

[ashenvaliant]

No, I don’t think I would.