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joonghyuk "confront character™" yoo ([personal profile] malewife) wrote2022-06-06 12:39 pm
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ HELP WHY DOES DOKJA LOOK SO UKE IN THIS ARTWORK

sylvain glances at joonghyuk's getup, also frowning ]


Wait, if you're the big bad wolf... Then who's waiting inside grandma's house.

[ he looks at niah, and asks (JOKINGLY) ]

...Unless you're the big bad wolf?
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ closes eyes i'm gomen i genuinely thought the artist just chose to draw him as a moeblob because i've seen it done so many times for diluc in genshit ]

Thank the goddess.

[ he looks down the forest path ]

...Should we keep going?
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-12 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of an ending is that?

[ (actually, it could be the huntsman is secretly the villain of this story. sylvain wouldn't know.) he holds his hand out ]

Let me have the axe, then.

[ he's feeling very unarmed with just his basket... ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-12 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I... guess.

[ hmm. he can't argue that. as long as they make it back to the hotel, he supposes it's Fine. ]

You already have a sword.

[ (and niah.) sharing... is caring... ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Just because I haven't been doing drills day in and out like Dimitri, doesn't mean I've forgotten how to use an axe.

And besides, I've got 8 years on him. If anything, he needs to catch up to me.

[ (that is still false.) anyway, he's not gonna push it if joongyuk is being Stubborn. ]

Whatever. If you wanna do the fighting, you can do the fighting.

[ he'll keep walking along the path, hoping they run into the huntsman soon... ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ uwah... joonghyuk, his hero... actually sylvain looks at him incredulously ]

Not sure what you make of me, but I can handle myself in a fight, you know...

[ he thinks yjh is calling him WEAK.

but also the huntsman can definitely be a hot woman. sylvain is :pikashock: when she finally appears ]


...Maybe we shouldn't fight. Maybe we should try to talk things out instead.

[ noooooo don't slay the huntswoman she's too sexy aha ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh... yjh... is protecc 😳 sylvain gives him a wry (but well-meaning) smile ]

...And you haven't? If that's your logic, then I should be the one doing the fighting.

[ sir, your regressions ]

Or better yet, nobody has to lift a finger at all...

[ omo 💌 sylvain Roll: [15] Result: 17 (charm modifier)

sylvain starts to flirt with the huntswoman. she seems to be... receptive? she does not attack immediately, even though she's definitely eying yjh's wolf getup suspiciously. ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-19 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ yjh getting a nat 20 for hostility... that tracks.

omo 💌 sylvain Roll: [17] Result: 19

sylvain is trying really, REALLY hard to flirt. he's giving it his all... this is... slut diplomacy. ]


...I think she'll let us pass, as long as I take her out to dinner.

[ the huntswoman nods. and resumes her stare-off with yjh ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-07-21 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Even if she does... we'll get an ending to the story one way or another, right?

[ LOVE... or DEATH...

omo 💌 sylvain deda gautier Roll: [3] Result: 5

(sylvain gets hella betrayed 😔) ]