SYLVAIN, say babe once and you die

[malewife]

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[malewife]

... That guy keeps trying to impersonate me. His impressions are bad.

[ No, actually, Dokja is pretty good at roleplaying. ]

It never works. [ ... ] Are you going to shoot yourself?

[philandery]

Oh. That's what it is... Are you two close?

[ ... ]

How about we take turns shooting at each other, this time. [ not that... joonghyuk played last time, but whatever. ]

[malewife]

No.

[ Sometimes you lie. Joonghyuk has no qualms with that. He takes the gun and points to Sylvain, doesn't even wait before pulling the trigger.

Empty! ]

[philandery]

[ it's only a matter of time before sylvain identifies them as boyfriends... ur on thin ice

also WOW this lack of hesitation! ]

Ah, you missed.

[ this is so much easier than having to pull a trigger on himself, or someone who's actually nice. sylvain takes the gun next, aims, fires.

nop! ]

[malewife]

Is this easier for you?

[ He spins the barrel again, then points at Sylvain. This is also blank. Yayy. ]

[philandery]

Sorta. I made a promise with someone not to bite the dust before they did. They'd probably be less mad at me if I died because of someone else. ...Just a little.

[ bang! jk there is no actual gunshot. ]

Not that we're gonna die here [ he doesn't think, judging from his previous game... ], but old habits, y'know?

[malewife]

[ He stays quiet, not saying more, but he heard all of that. It's his turn with a gun and the barrel rolls.

He points it at himself, instead. ]

At least not in this room.

[ Click. No bullet. ]

[philandery]

[ his eyes narrow slightly, visibly confused ]

...Now I regret saying anything at all.

[ he'll direct the gun at himself too.

—this time it goes off for real though, and they're both brought back to the hallway immediately after sylvain pulls the trigger. ]

Dammit. [ he massages at his temple, where the barrel had last been resting ]

[malewife]

[ he crosses his arms... Niah is here, too, looking at both of them in confusion. It didn't seem like the wolf was perturbed by the bullet. ]

Why did you stop pointing the gun at me?

[ His tone very much says, "stupid." ]

[philandery]

Not much of a game if we're only gonna be targeting one person. Not very fair, either.

[ no UR stupid!!! ]

[malewife]

What mattered more was getting out of the room.

[ Cheating or not!! ]

[philandery]

But does it still count as playing a game when there are no odds at all?

[malewife]

The end result is that someone gets shot on chance.

[philandery]

I guess a 100% chance is still a 'chance'...

[malewife]

It is. How long you live is extended by chance.

[philandery]

You're not wrong about that.

[malewife]

... Don't go around stacking migraines.

[ Stop getting shot, stupid. Joonghyuk will leave without a farewell, Niah however stays and sniffs Sylvain some. This is the opportunity to pet before he goes. ]

[philandery]

Hah, could say the same to you.

[ NIAH!!! ty hei i once again owe u my life.

anyway sylvain absolutely offers as much cooing and petting and scritching as he can manage, before the daemon inevitably returns to his master's side... hopefully they will be reunited again... even if it means dealing with yjh's Disdain... ]