What, the woman hitting us with a car, or the bottom of the note?
[He's kidding.]
I rolled off the hood, so I don't think she saw me getting back up. She started berating the other three about how she pays our paycheck. We were ruining her show. The skeletons in the audience were getting up to leave.
I tried to sneak into the car so I could run her over.
He reaches up after to act like he is trying to fix the hair Joonghyuk is fixing, as if he thinks the man was trying to tell him it was messed up or something.
He seems a little embarrassed, hilariously?]
Would you sit down here and stop hovering over me like some kinda hen?
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[He's kidding.]
I rolled off the hood, so I don't think she saw me getting back up. She started berating the other three about how she pays our paycheck. We were ruining her show. The skeletons in the audience were getting up to leave.
I tried to sneak into the car so I could run her over.
[Joonghyuk, your son.]
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[ and predictably cause I think Jason knows Joonghyuk is sociopathic enough: ]
Were you successful?
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Hell yeah.
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… That isn’t the end, is it.
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Mostly. She started getting back up because of course she did, but we had enough time to get away through a hole that was opening.
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… You’re feeling yourself? No urge to go on a honeymoon or wear red swim trunks.
[ Lowkey fussy. ]
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...For right now, yeah. It comes and goes.
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You would make an annoying lifeguard. [ Just saying. ] … You will be all right.
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Wow, thanks. I was a great lifeguard actually. [Just saying. He saved his girlfriend.] I know.
Why, worried?
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[ He never said Jason did bad work. Pensive… ]
As I said earlier, you would be more annoying as a lifeguard or a newlywed. I wouldn’t tolerate it.
[ the answer is yes… He prefers Jason as he is. ]
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He gives Joonghyuk this weird look at being so casually… parented.]
I can be a lifeguard or a newlywed if I want.
[He is just being petulant now.]
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You’re saying that to get on my nerves.
[ And while the statement itself doesn’t, the act of defiance is a little annoying. In a pleasant way, to be specific. ]
What matters is that it’s your choice and if those are the things you want to be.
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[Can’t he just be strong and stupid? Rather than strong and mouthy.]
Because now I’m going to say I don’t want to be either of those things just because you said I could.
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You can be anything except dead. This is not reverse psychology, fool.
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I can’t exactly help the first one. Don’t worry. I’m not planning on being a lifeguard or a newlywed.
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It is affection week, so he fixes Jason’s hair again. Just brushing some strands aside. ]
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He reaches up after to act like he is trying to fix the hair Joonghyuk is fixing, as if he thinks the man was trying to tell him it was messed up or something.
He seems a little embarrassed, hilariously?]
Would you sit down here and stop hovering over me like some kinda hen?
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Quickly, his eyebrows furrow as he gives Jason a look of defiance… But ultimately he sits down on the other side? ]
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[See. He can be polite and not a rowdy hooligan brat. Sometimes. Sitting with Dad and Dad's soul. Nice.]
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Niah at least goes ahead to stretch over both of them. ]