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joonghyuk "confront character™" yoo ([personal profile] malewife) wrote2022-06-07 06:49 pm
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
If we’re not trying to slaughter each other over the dinner table, I’ll believe it when I see it.

[WHY IS THE DEVIL HERE?! He hates this.]

Satan? I’m underdressed.

[Or overdressed maybe. He shoots Joonghyuk an incredulous look.]

No, I don’t want to be whipped. Touch me like that, and I’ll absolutely kill you without blinking.

[It’s funny how genuine he sounds about this. The joking tone in his voice is gone.]

Pick something else, you sin-god goat. [That’s okay. Mr. Satan points to… a little colorful box with a bow on it. Hehe.] Well, I don’t trust that.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Jason really goes “tch” under his breath. He will harass the fake hotel Satan you provided, yes.

At first, it seems like he doesn’t intend to bother with the gift at all. It’s stupid. But he finally, begrudgingly, saunters toward it.

He gets maybe two feet from it before immediately halting. He stares at it, then into the middle distance off to the side like he’s… listening?

Then he takes one or two steps back without hesitation.]


Yeah, no. Absolutely not. Fuck you.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-08 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shadow Satan does not give two shits about personal traumas, so it gestures encouragingly to the gift. A GIFT! Take it, you little shit.

Jason shoots Joonghyuk a glare, but it isn't exactly for Joonghyuk necessarily so much as it is about what's supposed to actually be in it.]


Something I'm going to hate.

[Reluctantly, he moves back for the box, reaching down to irritably scoop it up. Satan is pretty much like (aki voice) YEA YEA! in a go ahead sort of way, and Jason gives it the finger. He begrudgingly yanks on the bow to pull it off; the box kind of falls apart and drops to the ground, leaving Jason holding

a obnoxiously colored (green, purple, white, red) jack-in-the-box. Only... the top of the box has a little digital pad. It says 00:02:00. It's ticking! Haha. Frowning, Jason reaches up to give the handle one slow turn. The numbers on the pad change to 00:01:59. It starts counting down, so long as he turns the handle. A jolly little tingling melody plays.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-08 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up.

[Very funny how the shoe is on the other foot now. He is so annoyed because he understands what this is in reference, too, and he doesn't think it's very humorous. Every time, he thinks it has been long enough for him to be over it. And every time, he finds out he's wrong.

He continues to reluctantly turn the handle of the box. He's almost paranoid it's going to pop before the timer reaches zero since that would be his luck. And also something this fucking clown would do. But it just keeps going, playing the God awful jingle.

He goes to 00:00:01 and sort of stops, fist gripped around the handle. He wonders if his punishment really will be it blows up. That's fitting, huh? Isn't this supposed to be hell, and isn't he meant to be punished for his own sin? A little weird Satan is getting off on something he had no control over.

Very slowly, he starts to push the handle around the last cycle. He can hear a mechanism sort of start clicking. He's pretty sure this is going to explode.

But instead, the top flies open, and a springy, terrifying creature pops out. While he doesn't fling himself away, it does jumpscare him, making his entire body tense all over. He grits his teeth and closes his eyes for a second against the tightness in his chest, and then he reaches up to strangle and rip the clown out of the box.]


Alright, fun's over. I'm going to beat the shit out of Satan.
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP :lick:]

Like this.

[He throws both pieces of the box down in opposite directions and starts stalking in Satan’s direction. It annoys him that Joonghyuk sounds exactly like Bruce. That is something Bruce would tell him. Something Bruce has. Because Jason is the live wire of the bunch. Hot headed and easily emotional.

And he is deadass going to throw fists with fake Satan in this stupid ass mental trauma door in this hotel.

But he stops when he gets tossed… a door? He glares at Satan. Points at his own eyes with two fingers, then points at Satan.

Then he glances at Joonghyuk.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he's Bruce Wayne.

He wants to tell Joonghyuk to open it if he wants it opened so bad, but there's no point. Begrudgingly, he gives up (for now) on stupid Satan and moves over to the black, starry void of a door. He's, like, careful of the weird goop coming out of it.

What the fck is that.]


If another clown jumps out, I'm going to stop being completely civil.

[He opens it.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, OKAY. Not exactly the weirdest thing to happen to him necessarily, but it's up there. HE'S NOT A FAN OF THIS.

But he is a tank, so he digs his feet and legs into the ground and uses his weight to make himself as immovable as possible.]


You could have agreed with me a little sooner, asshole!

[He bends his arms and makes an attempt to twist away.] Dammit, I didn't sign up for the hentai club. [NO TENTACLES.

BUT YES TO KILLING SATAN.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not my fault it couldn't pick something other than tentacles--HEY!

[The second they become chains, Jason loses all sense of domestication and starts becoming totally feral for some strange(?) reason. There's still a lot of confident, trained fight in him, but his attempt to get away is slightly more chaotic.

The crying kid? Doesn't help at all. He thinks he's about to be unhinged forever until the door slams shut, and they are tossed back out into the hallway.

He has actually broken out into a cold sweat, and stands there trying to level out his breathing and his heartbeat. His hands take turns rubbing at his forearms like he's trying to wipe away the feeling of having something there.]


What the fuck was that?
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[:handshake:

Surprisingly, Jason reaches out to grab Joonghyuk briefly by the arm when the dude tries to get back in through the door. To, like, keep him from doing that stupid shit. He doesn't bother holding on or anything, though.]


Leave it. I'm not following your ass back through the door with Satan's asshole. [He's had ENOUGH.] You first, tough guy.

[Explain the trauma.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither is mine.

[THEY ARE BOTH SO INSUFFERABLE. This really is the exact same energy he and Bruce have at all times. They just do not get along unless they are beating the shit out of someone else. Funny.

He turns away from Joonghyuk and keeps going, but... down the hallway of doors and not out of it.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nooooooooooooooooooooo. WHY IS THERE A WOLF DOG?! The boop startles him at first, but then he just looks disgruntled at the fact he is a dog man and there is a dog-sized wolf. He has also stopped. To look at the sparkly wolf. Pup...]

You aren't interested in trading.

[The wolf came to him first, so he doesn't bother asking. He simply reaches out carefully to let the dog sniff him before giving some pets if it wants.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joonghyuk does not deserve a cute and cool wolf like this, Jason thinks, but he does not say this because the wolf has placated him momentarily. Don't just say FOR NOW. Wow.

He glances skeptically at Joonghyuk.]


A psycho killed me when I was a kid.

[But that's all he says.]
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[personal profile] unrecked 2022-06-10 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP, HE DID PET THE DOG! After being sniffed checked, he gave it some attention. DON'T BITE HIS HAND. He will just give it more attention to make up for the idea he didn't give it attention initially despite being a dog man.

It's fine, it's fine. He isn't going into anymore doors! (For now.)]


Sounds like a lot of mumbo jumbo. You regress in age, or do you mean regressed through time? Not a fan of the chains; I don't care if they're a metaphor.

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