JASON TODD, new thorn in his side

[malewife]

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[unrecked]

[HELLO????

WHY—?!] Hey! You’re supposed to run beside me like the dogs in the dog food commercials! HEY! Why are you hunting me?! [He was only going to do a light jog,

but now he is JUST RUNNING, HE GUESSES!!! AHHH, WHY IS HE BEING TACKLED!!]

[malewife]

[ Help, if only Joonghyuk could see this.

He’s a wolf, Jason… Most importantly Joonghyuk’s soul as an animal.

If Jason doesn’t go down, Niah will continue to run, if anything he’ll race. Not going down from a tackle means Jason isn’t prey, so no more chase. ]

[unrecked]

[Fucking Joonghyuk, your priorities as a person. This is why you have so many unhinged kids.

Jason is quite balanced for someone so damn top heavy, so they will race. He is out here racing this damn soul wolf by himself and for what!!! He won’t admit it makes him feel better, though.

Joonghyuk might not get to see them being stupid in the camp, but he eventually leads Niah back to the dumb murder hotel. So he shows up at Joonghyuk’s door in probably the most hilarious way of being slightly out of breath and a lot sweaty.

But, like, in a WE’RE BACK! way. Back from what? Look at you both. Niah is probably fine. Which is funnier. Look what the soul wolf has done to Jason.

Anyway, he knocks.]

[malewife]

[ Niah isn't like usual dogs who look really happy after a good run, but Jason can get a vibe that he is in a better mood after some play. As they return to the murder hotel, Niah noses Jason's hand.

No one opens the door at first until Niah barks. Joonghyuk is here, having changed to his other set of clothing... Which is athletic casual with a neon green and black jacket (it is canon don't look at me). Squinting, he said go for a walk??? Why are you SWEATY and SMELLY? ]

You look awful.

[unrecked]

[Well, Joonghyuk can't ever make fun of Jason for anything. Not looking like some kind of far-future vtuber.]

Thanks, so do you. I'm returning your dog.

[He gestures

at Niah who is here and had barked.]

We walked.

[THEY RAN APPARENTLY BY THE LOOKS OF HIM.]

[malewife]

[ and jason looks like someone human-fied their pansexual furrysona we can't always win ]

A walk made you sweat this much.

[ you think he's blind? Niah is also panting, which just adds to the "you did not walk." ]

[unrecked]

[WHAT THE FCK? DAMN. HE'S NOT THAT BAD.]

Well, I walked until I was being chased like my life depended on it.

[They did, in fact, not walk. It's fine.]

[malewife]

[ looks into camera ]

Did you lose?

[ Niah's tail wags a bit when he hears the question. ]

[unrecked]

[WOW. He gives Joonghyuk a LOOK. Then he sort of gives Niah a look sidelong.]

No. I'm real fast. I won.

[malewife]

[ Niah barks which has Joonghyuk raise his eyebrows. ]

You're not lying.

[unrecked]

You're just out here thinking I'm going to lie. Sheesh.

[This is not a wrong assumption to make actually. He will simply be offended anyway.]

I think Niah just went easy on me probably.

[malewife]

If you did lie, Niah wouldn't be able to tell me.

[ So there's no point. Joonghyuk is needling him just because he wants to. After nosing Jason's hand one more time, Niah walks into the room. Wolf is tired. ]

There's nothing to gain from going easy on you. [ ... ] Go shower.

[unrecked]

I hate you more and more every passing day.

[He simply sounds so very tired, that's all. He will give Niah a ruffle on the head before the wolfy departs for the Inside.]

Geez. I'm stuck in a murder hotel with strangers for probably eight weeks. Cut me some slack. [He is already turning away.] I'm going, I'm going.

[malewife]

[ HE CANT CONTROL NIAH, JASON? He is SAYING WHAT HE THINKS is happening. Which is wild animals forget limits.

Jason may leave and, once he’s gone, Joonghyuk is just like: ]

Annoying.

[ bye. ]