[ bucky is quickly coming to realize that he nutpunched in the wrong clownberhood. the clowns are stronger than anticipated, and have numbers on their side.
And he really doesn't like the look of those clown outfits.
Joonghyuk is shouting orders, and Bucky instinctively doesn't want to follow them--who does this guy think he is?--but he can't deny that they're good calls. He decides to go for high ground, sprinting for the merry go round to try and climb its roof. ]
[ It's okay, Bucky. If it wasn't you, Joonghyuk would have chosen violence... Clown death or clown wear is in their future. He's doing the same thing, since the merry go round seems to be the easiest to scale right now.
The clowns chase them. One even tries to grab their ankles. ]
[ for a second i thought you said the clown was like the balloon and i imagined his sword piercing the clown and it just sputtering away into the distance. if only. ]
Well shit.
New approach: run. We're gonna run out of energy way before we can take out any immortal clowns.
[ well, at least he doesn't have to repeat himself. Joonghyuk can take care of himself, and so can Bucky, so he leaps off the merry-go-round and joins him in sprinting for the exit.
Unfortunately, the clown horde is quickly gaining on them. ]
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[ bucky is quickly coming to realize that he nutpunched in the wrong clownberhood. the clowns are stronger than anticipated, and have numbers on their side.
And he really doesn't like the look of those clown outfits.
Joonghyuk is shouting orders, and Bucky instinctively doesn't want to follow them--who does this guy think he is?--but he can't deny that they're good calls. He decides to go for high ground, sprinting for the merry go round to try and climb its roof. ]
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The clowns chase them. One even tries to grab their ankles. ]
Do people dream of this? Why is this a scenario.
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[ once they're atop the merry go round, Bucky kicks at any heads or hands that pop up to try and gain leverage on the roof. ]
Would you believe it's not even my first time fighting off a horde of these?
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... Should I ask why?
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[ He specifies, while punching a clown down. ]
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[ he kicks a clown in the nose. It honks. ]
It was technically just the trapeze artists at fault, but there were a lot of clowns on that train.
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... What year are you from?
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he shouldn't be weirded out cause he's also old, but there's just ]
Clowns and Nazis.
[ More to himself than to Bucky. ]
They're not dying.
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Looks at Bucky. ]
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Well shit.
New approach: run. We're gonna run out of energy way before we can take out any immortal clowns.
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When he hears run, he's gone so fast. Goodbye, Bucky. It's too bad they're both going to die like this. ]
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Unfortunately, the clown horde is quickly gaining on them. ]
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They start throwing them. ]
Clowns should not have throwing knives.