nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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w0 weekend, sunday

[malewife]

[ For some reason, they are in the same kitchen? And Joonghyuk is leaning against the wall nearby, waiting.

But also watching with his black wolf daemon right next to him. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Why is this man watching him...]

Do you need something?

[His daemon is a European mole, and perched on Nero's shoulder.]

[malewife]

I want to use this kitchen.

[ So, yes, that's why he's here. His wolf daemon is very behaved, too? ]

[perfectdistance]

[Oh. Got it.

He'll finish up his eggs Benedict and move aside.

Disce looks over at the wolf... It seems okay.]

[malewife]

[ He looks at the eggs benedict for a moment, then doesn't say anything more. He goes into prep work, cutting up ingredients that he has salvaged very quickly with precision.

And bam. He makes some version of fried rice with what they have here. The wolf, though, continues to stare at Nero's dish. ]

[perfectdistance]

[...

Why is he being stared at by a wolf...]

[malewife]

[ It continues to stare at him with curiosity. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Disce will go check out the wolf, while Nero quietly eats his breakfast.]

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk's daemon, Niah, will look at Disce.

Then pick them up with its mouth. ]

[perfectdistance]

[She immediately shifts to a leopard cat. Don't be Rude.]

[malewife]

[ She is the one that is trying to investigate when Niah is just Watching? ]

Are you a chef?

[ It makes sense why it was staring since Joonghyuk is the one that is curious. ]

[perfectdistance]

[She wiggles out of the mouth. Listen, staring is worrying to a prey animal.]

Yeah. Owned a restaurant back home.

[malewife]

[ Is Nero PREY? Joonghyuk nods. ]

That would make sense... Though I am not sure if going lengths to make eggs benedict in this situation is worth it.

[ Wouldn't something quick and easy be better? ]

[perfectdistance]

[ heicat.png is he? ]

I needed somethin' to focus on for a while.

[his anxiety is starting to get to him...]

[malewife]

There’s not much to do aside from prepare for what’s to come.

[ Whatever that is. ]

The fog has to lift eventually.

[perfectdistance]

Any idea what's comin'?

[malewife]

Monsters would be the easiest guess.

[perfectdistance]

Monsters with no equipment sounds like a huge pain.

[malewife]

You've taken a knife, haven't you?

[ THAT YOU CUT INGREDIENTS WITH, JOONGHYUK? WHAT DO YOU WANT NERO TO DO? STAB MONSTERS WITH IT IN THE DAY, THEN USE THE KNIFE AT LUNCHTIME TO COOK?

Yes. ]

[perfectdistance]

Think the monsters are gonna be edible?

[malewife]

Monsters from where I'm from are not. You would need a special stove to make their meat edible.

[ ... ]

It would be extremely convenient if the monsters were edible.

[perfectdistance]

Wouldn't mind usin' a knife on 'em if they were.

[malewife]

Should be fine even if they are not. As long as you clean the knife under boiling water.

But there is the sound of the sea nearby.

[perfectdistance]

Don't have the tools to fix a knife if it gets broken.

Wouldn't mind fishing for fresh food.

[malewife]

... This place is lacking in maintenance tools.

[ Joonghyuk finishes cooking and it smells just as good, except it isn't as fancy. It is meant to be fast but also nutritious food. ]

A handful of people think this place might be an island.