nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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w0 weekend, sunday

[malewife]

[ For some reason, they are in the same kitchen? And Joonghyuk is leaning against the wall nearby, waiting.

But also watching with his black wolf daemon right next to him. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Why is this man watching him...]

Do you need something?

[His daemon is a European mole, and perched on Nero's shoulder.]

[malewife]

I want to use this kitchen.

[ So, yes, that's why he's here. His wolf daemon is very behaved, too? ]

[perfectdistance]

[Oh. Got it.

He'll finish up his eggs Benedict and move aside.

Disce looks over at the wolf... It seems okay.]

w2 tuesday

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk... Doesn't want to be near glass, but it's hard to avoid the ones that are broken onto the floor. He also has to account his Daemon, too. So to say, Nero will be close when this vision comes.

Your name is Yoo Joonghyuk. You are twenty-eight, a professional Esports player, and you're on your way to pick up your younger sister, Yoo Mia. It is busy on the subway, as it always is in Seoul. You're used to it and keep your eyes on your smartphone... Looking up the report the private investigator you hired has finally sent you. It is then the subway abruptly stops. It's then when the world changes. A white fluffy goblin shows up and tells you the stage is ready for the upcoming apocalypse.

A blue system message pops up to every person on the train.

< Main Scenario #1 – Proof of Value >
Category: Main
Difficulty: F
Clear Conditions: Kill one or more creatures.
Time Limit: 30 minutes
Reward: 300 coins
Failure: Death

Of course, people protest. They try to ward off the goblin with yells and screams in their panic, but it makes an example of them. Pop pop pop, three heads explode. Participate in the scenario of die the exact same way. Blood splatters onto people and the window panes... You're scared. There's... Only people here. In less than a minute, fights start breaking out around you. No one was spared and eventually everyone chose to kill to survive—elderly, men, women, and children. You, too, choose to take another's life.

More system messages flood.

[ Great Sage, Heaven's Equal has donated 200 coins for your first kill! ]
[ Maritime War God has donated 100 coins for your perseverance! ]
[ Abyssal Black Flame Dragon demands more carnage! ]

You don't want to die. Mia... Will she be okay? You have to return to her. You have to find her.

But you don't last long. By the time you and the other survivors could get out of your train cart, the dead start rising and snarl. The only thing they know is hunger now, so they swarm their prey: you and the others. Screams ring again in your ears, but they taper out. You can't tell if it's because they've been caught or your senses are fading.

You've taken someone's life to live for how long? Ten more minutes? On the floor, you can feel your blood pool beneath you as human teeth snag onto your neck, eating away at your flesh. You die from blood loss.

Then you wake up again, on that train, and repeat. Again, you must take a life. Again, you have to survive. This time hopefully longer than the last.

Ah, this time you hesitated. You couldn't take the life of a small girl... She reminded you of Mia and you hesitated, so her mother took that chance to kill you instead.

You wake up again, on that train, and repeat. Again you must take a life. Again, you have to survive. This time hopefully longer than the last.

The man that helped you against those that attacked you ended up strangling you when you let your guard down. Those messages keep popping up. You're getting the sense that your life is like a drama to these... Constellations—gods—who tuned into the livestream. White hot disdain swelled inside of you, mixing in with the smell of bile and blood before your eyesight goes.

You wake up again, on that train, and repeat. Again you must take a life. Again, you have to survive. This time...

Joonghyuk... Continues to frown. ]

[perfectdistance]

[That's also deeply disorienting. He died? He lived? How many times did he think he just died. It's not his memory, but when it's broadcast like this, for a moment it's hard to tell where he ends and who it belongs to begins.

Constellations? Gods? Was that what "Great Sage, Heaven's Equal" and the rest of them were?]

[malewife]

The cook.

[ Hopefully his voice can snap Nero out of it. ]

[perfectdistance]

[He startles slightly, Disce curling around his throat in her snake form.]

Y-Yes?

w3 monday

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk is looking at the produce and stuff, this time without his black coat, so it shows that he basically wears a sleeveless turtleneck underneath. ]

It's all so expensive.

[perfectdistance]

[Nero's sunglasses are missing, but he's in his cute summer clothes.]

We are in a desert. Be weird if they were cheap.

[malewife]

[ everyone getting new clothes for the weather and joonghyuk only cares for the color black. ]

We would have better luck asking from the Watchers.

[perfectdistance]

[He got these in city 1, thank you.]

Tradin' them probably ain't that bad.

w3 friday

[malewife]

[ Wherever Nero is— ]

Nero Turner.

[ That's it. Come here. ]

[perfectdistance]

Yes?

[Worry.]

[malewife]

I need to tell you a secret for an exchange.

[ That's it. ]

[perfectdistance]

Oh. Okay.

[Here he is, he supposes.]

w4: Friday

[perfectdistance]

[Nero is just hanging out in his room, willing to take at least the night off to recover.]

[malewife]

[ I will pretend he was allowed in. ]

How are your wounds?

[perfectdistance]

Better, thanks to Alisaie.

[Just a broken arm! Not a crushed one!]

w5: Monday

[perfectdistance]

[So this is his roommate for the week, huh?

... It's probably not a terrible thing.]

Have any requests as a roommate?

[malewife]

[ Hm... ]

Kim Dokja might stay here, depending on how much he likes his roommate.

[perfectdistance]

I guess that's fine?

Should I find somewhere else t' stay?

w6 monday

[malewife]

Will you be making the meteor this week?

[ They are at the park... Enjoying the scenery... Hating the city noise...






feeding pigeons like grandpas, except probably not. Joonghyuk wouldn't do something like that. ]

[perfectdistance]

Yeah.

I should have somethin' close to all of the ingredients for it.

[He can't exactly light it on fire like the twins do right now, but that's fine.]

[malewife]

I need to go grocery shopping, too.