nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[malewife]

I see. What is your specialty dish?

[perfectdistance]

Fried chicken.

[ It doesn't match, but Bradley sure was part of his life for years. ]

[malewife]

... That is not fish.

[perfectdistance]

No. It isn't.

Somebody I worked with really loved the stuff.

[malewife]

... What about we not talk about him?

[ HE'S TRYING HIS BEST TO PICK A CONVERSATION THAT DOESN"T WOUND BACK TO BRADLEY. ]

[perfectdistance]

's good with me.

[malewife]

Then what is your favorite?

[ PLEASE DON'T SAY FRIED CHICKEN HE WILL STRANGLE YOU ]

[perfectdistance]

Gambas al ajillo.

[malewife]

That is a good dish. I enjoy jjamppong for the amount of seafood it has.

[perfectdistance]

We don't have that where 'm from. What's it like?

[malewife]

It's a spicy seafood and sometimes pork-based soup. I can make it some time if you share me a recipe from your home.

[perfectdistance]

None of the worlds we've been to have the exact same ingredients, but I can share somethin'. Kraken Meteor?

[malewife]

... What is that?

[ ??? ]

[perfectdistance]

's a kinda fluffy pastry.

[malewife]

It does not sound like that.

[perfectdistance]

What's it sound like to you?

[malewife]

... A decimated seafood plate?

[perfectdistance]

... No. It's a dessert.

Like uh... A really fluffy donut? [ He thinks that's what Akira called it. ]

[malewife]

As I said. It doesn't sound like a donut.

[perfectdistance]

[He didn't name it, what do you want from him.]

[malewife]

... I look forward to see this donut, though I won't be eating it.