nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[malewife]

All right. If you need privacy for whatever reason, you can inquire us.

[perfectdistance]

[A slight nod of his head.]

I'll let ya know.

[He does not think it will come up.]

[malewife]

If you find out who turned me into a frog, I would also like to know.

[perfectdistance]

I don't think anybody's gonna tell me that?

[malewife]

You never know when certain pieces of information fall onto your lap.

[perfectdistance]

If it comes up somehow.

Can I borrow you for somethin' real quick?

[malewife]

For what.

[perfectdistance]

I have to tell somebody a lie.

[malewife]

... Is this to recharge your glasses?

[perfectdistance]

[Nod.]

[malewife]

Go ahead.

[perfectdistance]

I'm very good at... transformation magic.

[malewife]

... Such as shapeshifting?

[ is that it? even if he knows it's a lie... ]

[perfectdistance]

Shapeshifting is part of it. More like makin' an item into something else.

[malewife]

Is there no equivalent exchange? Would it then be possible to make something small into something large if you have the magical prowess?

[perfectdistance]

You could make somethin' large into something small if you were good at transformation. So I... think it would work?

[malewife]

How difficult is it to train as a magic user, anyway?

[ There is a lot of spells and skills in his world, but they are not innate or natural. They are powered by a system. ]

[perfectdistance]

You have to be born as one, but after that... it's a matter of findin' the right words and what you want to do.

Your magic changes with your heart.

[malewife]

... That does make it sound like magic is something you are born with.

What is actually your specialty?

[perfectdistance]

Delicate magic.

Manipulating a lot of little things at the same time.

[malewife]

... How is that useful?

[ A LOT OF

LITTLE?

THINGS? ]

[perfectdistance]

Ya ever needed to pick a lotta doors?

[malewife]

... No.

[perfectdistance]

...

That's nice.

[malewife]

My world is in a ruined state where you can break in without worrying about police—there’s no government or law enforcement anymore. You can also kill others without consequence to steal their items and coins.

So, yes, it’s nice in that regard.