nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

If you say so.

[malewife]

You can't change how the world is unless you have enough power.

Either way, the magic sounds useful for a bandit.

[perfectdistance]

Yeah... you're right about that.

I ain't a bandit now.

[malewife]

Even if you still are one, I wouldn't be bothered.

[ Of all things to be bothered by... ]

[perfectdistance]

Went clean a while back.

[malewife]

Why?

[perfectdistance]

Stressful way to live.

[malewife]

... And it isn't a way to escape someone?

[perfectdistance]

I... Dunno what you're talking about.

[malewife]

I was just assuming that man from your memories was also a bandit. Or at least that's how you met.

[perfectdistance]

...

[I mean he's right but Nero's not confirming it.]

[malewife]

It's good that you left.

[ I GUESS. HE DOESN'T KNOW. ]

[perfectdistance]

... Yeah.

[HE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER.]

[malewife]

You said you're a chef?

[perfectdistance]

I am, yeah.

[malewife]

What cuisine did you specialize in?

[perfectdistance]

Mostly seafood. But I've been around a while, I can work with a wide array of ingredients.

[malewife]

... So I would say coastal food? It's hard to imagine since I don't know what your world's landscape is like.

[perfectdistance]

City of Rain is pretty close to the ocean. The name's right though, it's pretty much always wet there. Means we get real nice and fresh crops.

[malewife]

I see. What is your specialty dish?

[perfectdistance]

Fried chicken.

[ It doesn't match, but Bradley sure was part of his life for years. ]

[malewife]

... That is not fish.

[perfectdistance]

No. It isn't.

Somebody I worked with really loved the stuff.

[malewife]

... What about we not talk about him?

[ HE'S TRYING HIS BEST TO PICK A CONVERSATION THAT DOESN"T WOUND BACK TO BRADLEY. ]

[perfectdistance]

's good with me.