nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

Shapeshifting is part of it. More like makin' an item into something else.

[malewife]

Is there no equivalent exchange? Would it then be possible to make something small into something large if you have the magical prowess?

[perfectdistance]

You could make somethin' large into something small if you were good at transformation. So I... think it would work?

[malewife]

How difficult is it to train as a magic user, anyway?

[ There is a lot of spells and skills in his world, but they are not innate or natural. They are powered by a system. ]

[perfectdistance]

You have to be born as one, but after that... it's a matter of findin' the right words and what you want to do.

Your magic changes with your heart.

[malewife]

... That does make it sound like magic is something you are born with.

What is actually your specialty?

[perfectdistance]

Delicate magic.

Manipulating a lot of little things at the same time.

[malewife]

... How is that useful?

[ A LOT OF

LITTLE?

THINGS? ]

[perfectdistance]

Ya ever needed to pick a lotta doors?

[malewife]

... No.

[perfectdistance]

...

That's nice.

[malewife]

My world is in a ruined state where you can break in without worrying about police—there’s no government or law enforcement anymore. You can also kill others without consequence to steal their items and coins.

So, yes, it’s nice in that regard.

[perfectdistance]

[bro how can you just say that??

At least Nero knows what the police are now.

He also does not know what to say in response to this because who just says that.]

[malewife]

[ He has told anyone curious? He doesn't think it's a big deal.

Which is why he never seems that surprised or upset in this murdergame unless it's about being controlled. ]

[perfectdistance]

[you're a very worrying man.]

[malewife]

... It's fine.

[perfectdistance]

If you say so.

[malewife]

You can't change how the world is unless you have enough power.

Either way, the magic sounds useful for a bandit.

[perfectdistance]

Yeah... you're right about that.

I ain't a bandit now.

[malewife]

Even if you still are one, I wouldn't be bothered.

[ Of all things to be bothered by... ]

[perfectdistance]

Went clean a while back.

[malewife]

Why?

[perfectdistance]

Stressful way to live.

[malewife]

... And it isn't a way to escape someone?

[perfectdistance]

I... Dunno what you're talking about.