nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

[bro how can you just say that??

At least Nero knows what the police are now.

He also does not know what to say in response to this because who just says that.]

[malewife]

[ He has told anyone curious? He doesn't think it's a big deal.

Which is why he never seems that surprised or upset in this murdergame unless it's about being controlled. ]

[perfectdistance]

[you're a very worrying man.]

[malewife]

... It's fine.

[perfectdistance]

If you say so.

[malewife]

You can't change how the world is unless you have enough power.

Either way, the magic sounds useful for a bandit.

[perfectdistance]

Yeah... you're right about that.

I ain't a bandit now.

[malewife]

Even if you still are one, I wouldn't be bothered.

[ Of all things to be bothered by... ]

[perfectdistance]

Went clean a while back.

[malewife]

Why?

[perfectdistance]

Stressful way to live.

[malewife]

... And it isn't a way to escape someone?

[perfectdistance]

I... Dunno what you're talking about.

[malewife]

I was just assuming that man from your memories was also a bandit. Or at least that's how you met.

[perfectdistance]

...

[I mean he's right but Nero's not confirming it.]

[malewife]

It's good that you left.

[ I GUESS. HE DOESN'T KNOW. ]

[perfectdistance]

... Yeah.

[HE DOESN'T KNOW EITHER.]

[malewife]

You said you're a chef?

[perfectdistance]

I am, yeah.

[malewife]

What cuisine did you specialize in?

[perfectdistance]

Mostly seafood. But I've been around a while, I can work with a wide array of ingredients.

[malewife]

... So I would say coastal food? It's hard to imagine since I don't know what your world's landscape is like.

[perfectdistance]

City of Rain is pretty close to the ocean. The name's right though, it's pretty much always wet there. Means we get real nice and fresh crops.

[malewife]

I see. What is your specialty dish?

[perfectdistance]

Fried chicken.

[ It doesn't match, but Bradley sure was part of his life for years. ]