nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

[Disce shifts to mole form so she's very easily transportable.

Up they go.]

[malewife]

... I also have to do an exchange for something.

[ Might as well use Nero? ]

[perfectdistance]

What do you need from me?

[malewife]

I will tell you how I truly feel about you.

[ but like.

not a confession. ]

[perfectdistance]

Sure.

[He does not like this.]

[malewife]

... You are tolerable and I do not find you annoying. Your presence is more calming than perhaps half of the people that are participating in this "war." While this doesn't say much, I do not find myself hating the time we spent together. It is nice.

[ I guess. ]

[perfectdistance]

[...

Damn, what's it like to just say shit?

Nero really struggled through this kind of assignment.]

Okay.

[He actually does not know where to go from here talking wise so he just. Starts walking to the grocery store.]

[malewife]

[ GROCERY STORE ]

They do not have a live seafood area.

[perfectdistance]

Kinda surprised with how much stuff is already here.

[He is

so disappointed.]

[malewife]

To another grocery store.

[ PEOPLE BAR HOPE WELL THESE MEN GROCERY STORE HOP ]

[perfectdistance]

[He'll grab some flour and sugar here.

I guess these men are not people because they are now grocery hopping.]

[malewife]

Here. This grocery store should have a live fish market.

[ It's more likely an Asian supermarket. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Oh, fresh fish!

He also gets some shrimp because he wants gambas al ajillo done his way.]

[malewife]

[ He will make his purchases and nice. Fresh fish... Then some other produce here. ]

I don't eat snacks anymore, but I remember some of them being good.

[perfectdistance]

Which ones did ya like?

[malewife]

[ ... Picks out honey butter chips for Nero. ]

[perfectdistance]

[He will be taking these now.]

[malewife]

[ Points at pocky/pepero, dried squid, shrimp chips, roasted seaweed, choco boys, milkis, calpico, and mogu mogu. ]

[perfectdistance]

[All of these are delicious snacks.

Perhaps not together.]

[malewife]

I think that should be it. It wouldn't be good to eat too much junk food.

[perfectdistance]

Yeah.

[however.

I don't think MHYK world has that many junk foods to begin with, so Nero will just enjoy them this week.]

[malewife]

Did you want to cook in your room? Or.

[perfectdistance]

My room's good.

[why are there no elevators in this building.]

[malewife]

[ to nero's room this isn't a date ]

You can create your meteor first. I won't be eating it, so I hope you haven't had anything yet.

[perfectdistance]

[This isn't a date, this is just two malewives.

Sure. He will go through the recipe for the Kirken Meteor, more or less. Because he cannot light the thing on fire and catch it before it hits the ground.]