nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

My room's good.

[why are there no elevators in this building.]

[malewife]

[ to nero's room this isn't a date ]

You can create your meteor first. I won't be eating it, so I hope you haven't had anything yet.

[perfectdistance]

[This isn't a date, this is just two malewives.

Sure. He will go through the recipe for the Kirken Meteor, more or less. Because he cannot light the thing on fire and catch it before it hits the ground.]

[malewife]

[ He makes note of it? Even writing it into his notebook. ]

Is it usually flambéed?

[perfectdistance]

We usually toss it up and set it on fire.

[malewife]

... Is there a reason why?

[perfectdistance]

Tradition. A festival thing.