nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

[Disce will go check out the wolf, while Nero quietly eats his breakfast.]

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk's daemon, Niah, will look at Disce.

Then pick them up with its mouth. ]

[perfectdistance]

[She immediately shifts to a leopard cat. Don't be Rude.]

[malewife]

[ She is the one that is trying to investigate when Niah is just Watching? ]

Are you a chef?

[ It makes sense why it was staring since Joonghyuk is the one that is curious. ]

[perfectdistance]

[She wiggles out of the mouth. Listen, staring is worrying to a prey animal.]

Yeah. Owned a restaurant back home.

[malewife]

[ Is Nero PREY? Joonghyuk nods. ]

That would make sense... Though I am not sure if going lengths to make eggs benedict in this situation is worth it.

[ Wouldn't something quick and easy be better? ]

[perfectdistance]

[ heicat.png is he? ]

I needed somethin' to focus on for a while.

[his anxiety is starting to get to him...]

[malewife]

There’s not much to do aside from prepare for what’s to come.

[ Whatever that is. ]

The fog has to lift eventually.

[perfectdistance]

Any idea what's comin'?

[malewife]

Monsters would be the easiest guess.

[perfectdistance]

Monsters with no equipment sounds like a huge pain.

[malewife]

You've taken a knife, haven't you?

[ THAT YOU CUT INGREDIENTS WITH, JOONGHYUK? WHAT DO YOU WANT NERO TO DO? STAB MONSTERS WITH IT IN THE DAY, THEN USE THE KNIFE AT LUNCHTIME TO COOK?

Yes. ]

[perfectdistance]

Think the monsters are gonna be edible?

[malewife]

Monsters from where I'm from are not. You would need a special stove to make their meat edible.

[ ... ]

It would be extremely convenient if the monsters were edible.

[perfectdistance]

Wouldn't mind usin' a knife on 'em if they were.

[malewife]

Should be fine even if they are not. As long as you clean the knife under boiling water.

But there is the sound of the sea nearby.

[perfectdistance]

Don't have the tools to fix a knife if it gets broken.

Wouldn't mind fishing for fresh food.

[malewife]

... This place is lacking in maintenance tools.

[ Joonghyuk finishes cooking and it smells just as good, except it isn't as fancy. It is meant to be fast but also nutritious food. ]

A handful of people think this place might be an island.

[perfectdistance]

Is it? I know we're close to the ocean, but are we surrounded?

[malewife]

… It’s hard to tell. I plan to head out and scout for myself.

If it is an island, why is this city walled?

[perfectdistance]

Sea monsters?

[malewife]

... I've never seen walls do anything against sea monsters.

[perfectdistance]

People who built it might not've known.

[shrugs?]

[malewife]

... Walls could be made to keep people in.

[ An unsettling thought but one he thinks most. ]

[perfectdistance]

[ Don't like that. ]

The kids said they can usually leave. 's just the fog that keeps them in.