nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

[Nero's sunglasses are missing, but he's in his cute summer clothes.]

We are in a desert. Be weird if they were cheap.

[malewife]

[ everyone getting new clothes for the weather and joonghyuk only cares for the color black. ]

We would have better luck asking from the Watchers.

[perfectdistance]

[He got these in city 1, thank you.]

Tradin' them probably ain't that bad.

[malewife]

The natives? Or the Watchers.

[perfectdistance]

The Watchers. They can probably get fresh food for cheap... Or at least cheaper than these prices.

[malewife]

The Temporals, maybe. The Celestials may need time to recover after their adventure.

[ He kind of wants to touch... But instead he crosses his arms. ]

Did you talk to them about it?

[perfectdistance]

About... their adventure?

[don't be vague at him, sir.]

[malewife]

Yes.

[ IT IS ON TOPIC ]

[perfectdistance]

I did. Did you?

[ inches slightly closer. ]

Sounds like they were trying to get answers from the higher ups.

[malewife]

I planned to, but thought they should rest.

[ He still intends to ask, though. ]

Then they were punished?

[perfectdistance]

[ Sighs tiredly, which is what he does. Every day. ]

Yeah, seems like the higher ups on both sides were pissed.

[malewife]

That the Celestials tried to contact them?

[ Frowning? ]

[perfectdistance]

That the Celestials were trying to get answers at all.

[malewife]

But both being angry about it? It sounds more like the higher-ups are working together than against each other.

[ Just. Weird. ]

[perfectdistance]

[looks at my notes]

They ended up in the middle of a fight. You'll have to talk to them for more details.

[malewife]

Hm... Interesting.

[ Okay, thank you, Nero. ]

How are you liking this place?

[perfectdistance]

It's too hot.

[He doesn't have his usual temperature regulation, this is miserable. ]

[malewife]

It is, but at least there's water and shade. If we were left in the desert, then...

[ Hmmm. ]

[perfectdistance]

...

[please finish your sentence.]

[malewife]

I'm sure the Watchers would be able to handle it.

[ But Joonghyuk does think highly of his survival skills. ]

[perfectdistance]

Yomiel is pretty comfy to be around.

[it's the AC for Nero.]

[malewife]

Yomiel is also more tolerable than most people here.

[ This is actually a compliment. ]

[perfectdistance]

[...

Considering how grumpy JHY is, this does seem like a compliment.]

[malewife]

... Someone is going to have an accident trying to climb this giant's serpents bones.

[ Prediction. ]

[perfectdistance]

People shouldn't be that dumb.

[looks at my mini event prompt.

hm.]