nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

Wanna go now?

[malewife]

We can.

[ Niah just stands back up on all fours like a good wolf, ready to go. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Disce shifts to mole form so she's very easily transportable.

Up they go.]

[malewife]

... I also have to do an exchange for something.

[ Might as well use Nero? ]

[perfectdistance]

What do you need from me?

[malewife]

I will tell you how I truly feel about you.

[ but like.

not a confession. ]

[perfectdistance]

Sure.

[He does not like this.]

[malewife]

... You are tolerable and I do not find you annoying. Your presence is more calming than perhaps half of the people that are participating in this "war." While this doesn't say much, I do not find myself hating the time we spent together. It is nice.

[ I guess. ]

[perfectdistance]

[...

Damn, what's it like to just say shit?

Nero really struggled through this kind of assignment.]

Okay.

[He actually does not know where to go from here talking wise so he just. Starts walking to the grocery store.]

[malewife]

[ GROCERY STORE ]

They do not have a live seafood area.

[perfectdistance]

Kinda surprised with how much stuff is already here.

[He is

so disappointed.]

[malewife]

To another grocery store.

[ PEOPLE BAR HOPE WELL THESE MEN GROCERY STORE HOP ]

[perfectdistance]

[He'll grab some flour and sugar here.

I guess these men are not people because they are now grocery hopping.]

[malewife]

Here. This grocery store should have a live fish market.

[ It's more likely an Asian supermarket. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Oh, fresh fish!

He also gets some shrimp because he wants gambas al ajillo done his way.]

[malewife]

[ He will make his purchases and nice. Fresh fish... Then some other produce here. ]

I don't eat snacks anymore, but I remember some of them being good.

[perfectdistance]

Which ones did ya like?

[malewife]

[ ... Picks out honey butter chips for Nero. ]

[perfectdistance]

[He will be taking these now.]

[malewife]

[ Points at pocky/pepero, dried squid, shrimp chips, roasted seaweed, choco boys, milkis, calpico, and mogu mogu. ]

[perfectdistance]

[All of these are delicious snacks.

Perhaps not together.]

[malewife]

I think that should be it. It wouldn't be good to eat too much junk food.

[perfectdistance]

Yeah.

[however.

I don't think MHYK world has that many junk foods to begin with, so Nero will just enjoy them this week.]

[malewife]

Did you want to cook in your room? Or.

[perfectdistance]

My room's good.

[why are there no elevators in this building.]