nicki minaj voice: i do the cookin', i do the cleanin' (nero turner)

[malewife]

YOU GET THE SAME SHITPOST CAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO MATCH

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[perfectdistance]

I guess that's fine?

Should I find somewhere else t' stay?

[malewife]

If that's what you want.

I do not mind if you stay here.

[perfectdistance]

Had three people to a room before. Doesn't bother me any to deal with it a second time.

[malewife]

All right. If you need privacy for whatever reason, you can inquire us.

[perfectdistance]

[A slight nod of his head.]

I'll let ya know.

[He does not think it will come up.]

[malewife]

If you find out who turned me into a frog, I would also like to know.

[perfectdistance]

I don't think anybody's gonna tell me that?

[malewife]

You never know when certain pieces of information fall onto your lap.

[perfectdistance]

If it comes up somehow.

Can I borrow you for somethin' real quick?

[malewife]

For what.

[perfectdistance]

I have to tell somebody a lie.

[malewife]

... Is this to recharge your glasses?

[perfectdistance]

[Nod.]

[malewife]

Go ahead.

[perfectdistance]

I'm very good at... transformation magic.

[malewife]

... Such as shapeshifting?

[ is that it? even if he knows it's a lie... ]

[perfectdistance]

Shapeshifting is part of it. More like makin' an item into something else.

[malewife]

Is there no equivalent exchange? Would it then be possible to make something small into something large if you have the magical prowess?

[perfectdistance]

You could make somethin' large into something small if you were good at transformation. So I... think it would work?

[malewife]

How difficult is it to train as a magic user, anyway?

[ There is a lot of spells and skills in his world, but they are not innate or natural. They are powered by a system. ]

[perfectdistance]

You have to be born as one, but after that... it's a matter of findin' the right words and what you want to do.

Your magic changes with your heart.

[malewife]

... That does make it sound like magic is something you are born with.

What is actually your specialty?

[perfectdistance]

Delicate magic.

Manipulating a lot of little things at the same time.

[malewife]

... How is that useful?

[ A LOT OF

LITTLE?

THINGS? ]

[perfectdistance]

Ya ever needed to pick a lotta doors?