I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS (herlock sholmes)

[malewife]

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[greatdeduction]

...

[...imagines him as a big black puppy and resists the urge to pet]

...Now, now, what troubles you so?

[malewife]

[ Don't pet him. He will bite. ]

... Nothing. This detour is a splinter in my plans.

[ He doesn't want to say more about himself and he has to go be depressed elsewhere. ]

I'm going.

[greatdeduction]

["Plans"?]

[Ah, and he's leaning to stay in the other's line of eyesight.]

Well, that won't do anyone any good. Let's get something to eat! A hungry brain may be from a hungry stomach.

[THAT MEANS NOTHING]

[malewife]

[ Why are you coming with him....... He doesn't stop. ]

I'm not cooking for you.

[ But he doesn't shoo Sholmes away. ]

[greatdeduction]

Who said you were? Oh, are you the cooking type? How lovely. That's a valuable skill.

[sholmes internally labeling him as malewife]

[malewife]

Eating someone else's cooking invites death.

[ He means via poison. ]

[greatdeduction]

Goodness, what are you, some walking advertisement for assassination? Though poison through what one eats would be a terrible way to go....

[malewife]

It'd be easier to loot my items that way... My world is like that.

[ Yikes. ]

hei i'm not going to tag you any more just because of this image. bye

[greatdeduction]

[Ah.]

What items do you even have worth stealing?

JKLKGLK CRYSTaL

[malewife]

[ HE GIVES HIM A LOOK. ]

Nothing on my person currently.

[ You raccoon. ]

YOU HEARD ME

[greatdeduction]

Pardon? Goodness, who do you think I am? I'm no petty thief. I'm merely just asking.

[herlock "raccoon" sholmes]

okay

[malewife]

Then why ask in the first place?

[ joonghyuk wild dog yoo and herlock raccoon sholmes ]

hei.

[greatdeduction]

Because I'm curious? Goodness, if someone told me "Sholmes, my good man, people want to beat me up in a fury so that they can pick up the items that I have on me that are ever so supposedly valuable" would you not be curious as to what in the world said items were?

yes

[malewife]

... Killing someone rewarded people coins to buy powers and the like.

[ Here will just give this instead. ]

closes eyes

[greatdeduction]

...

Powers? Dear me. That would be worth killing.

[malewife]

[ It really is. Even he thinks so. ]

... Modern society became disestablished. Government and order were no more. [ ... ] But one thing my world retained from those times is that currency meant everything. The person with the most coins is the most powerful.

You've been through a handful of scenarios yourself, Herlock Sholmes. You must know what it's like, if only a number of times, to have a target on your back.

[greatdeduction]

Ah, isn't that how society is? The richer you are, the better you are. And the poor are left to grovel.

[He lets out an amused huff at that.]

But of course. I may dance through mysteries as easy as anything else, but I have quite a number of enemies. Looking over your shoulder becomes as easy as breathing.

[malewife]

Yes. Some things don't change. [ It's funny, isn't it? ] Then that means you'll be feeding yourself?

[ He isn't feeding you. ]

[greatdeduction]

Yes! Despite appearances, I can feed myself, you know!

[SELF-AWARE???]

[malewife]

... You were never known for gourmet taste.

[ So. ]

Bread is barely sustenance.

[greatdeduction]

Ah, but who needs gourmet taste, as long as it gets you through the day? One needn't not be picky, in certain circumstances.

[malewife]

I feel like you would eat bread that tastes like cardboard.

[greatdeduction]

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm don't call him out like this]

Well....it's still bread.....

[malewife]

Just eat cardboard.

[ Actually, he KIND OF WANTS TO SEE IT? ]

[greatdeduction]

But I have, my dear fellow?



[DON'T JUST ADMIT THIS??]