I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS (herlock sholmes)

[malewife]

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[malewife]

[ ............ oh thank god that isn't what sholmes wants to wear? ]

I believe food and money is enough for them. I sent them a lot of food last week and Kijima Akira sent them a live lobster.

[ They better be happy. ]

Is that your fashion sense?

[greatdeduction]

A...live lobster? Oh my. I wonder if it made the trip.

[And a smile.]

But of course, it is... [And a cough, ugh.] Not my fashion sense, no. Not at all.

[malewife]

I thought so. [ He is glad he isn't disappointed. ] You act like a buffoon sometimes, but all works depict you to have fashionable.

[ Joonghyuk picks out a coat?? for him?

Also some sunglasses. ]

[greatdeduction]

Ahaha. True, true.

[WHY CAN'T THIS HONESTY SPELL LET HIM TROLL PEOPLE!!! TERRIBLE]

[But he's a bit surprised as he puts away the hoodie to take the coat??? A bit confused??]

Ah, thank you? [He puts both on.] How do I look? Dashing?

[malewife]

[ This is a good week. The coat is a dark blue, which he thinks suits Sholmes' trademark colors...

it's truth week ]

Yes, handsome. [ Anyway: ] Would you say your trademark color is beige? Magenta?

[greatdeduction]

...

[HE JUST. STARES AT YJH?????????]

[HELLO?????]

Um. [Hold on, collecting composure.] Ah. Blue, I'd say? Or brown...

[malewife]

... What is it?

[ WHY ARE YOU STARING? He takes out a mauve brown sweater which would be nice under the coat. ]

[greatdeduction]

[He opens his mouth to say "NOTHING AT ALL" but he chokes on it.]

[He just nods.]

I admit, it is quite surprising to hear such words from you. One may feel as if he's dreaming.

[malewife]

[ Lets get you some good shoes to go with your new outfit, Sholmes. ]

Don't say such creepy things. It's the objective truth that I can't seem to avoid saying.

[greatdeduction]

I have...noticed that too, yes.

[Taking the shoes, too. This all feels surreal. YJH the malewife...]

For example, I could say...let's see. I have bla- [He coughs, wincing.] Blonde hair. It's blonde. See? It's quite irritating!

[malewife]

[ he legitimately just doesn't want to see something ugly........... ]

It's only irritating if you lie a lot.

[ looks

at sholmes ]

[greatdeduction]

[wooow look at these buttons on this coat they're so cute.]

[wow]

[malewife]

[ Hm. ]

What do you think of me, Herlock Sholmes?

[greatdeduction]

[He sputters.]

Now that's hardly fair!

[malewife]

All is fair in love and war.

[ YEAH. (COLA VOICE) HOMEWRECKING!!!!!! But not even relevant. ]

[greatdeduction]

[GET COLA OUT OF HERE]

It's neither love or war, my dear fellow. If I answer, you must answer the same question in return.

[malewife]

I have told you before, haven't I?

[ me: will sholmes even remember. Joonghyuk thinks Sholmes would have good memory. ]

[greatdeduction]

...




[He blushes, slightly. sTOP.]

Maybe I want to hear it again?

[malewife]

That's right. I do remember when I told you last time, you were preening yourself quite thoroughly.

You like attention, don't you?

[greatdeduction]

[A nod.]

I shan't lie. I do like it more than most.

[malewife]

Then do you really want to hear my updated thoughts on you?

[greatdeduction]

I would be curious.....

[attention whore]

[malewife]

I paid first last time.

[ So it is Sholmes' turn. ]

[greatdeduction]

[FROWNING]

[BINCH]

Fine, then! If you so choose! [HUFFING!] I think of you as a deeply respectable man, reliable and true, who deeply cares for others despite your stalwart demeanor. You are someone who has gone through much, indeed, death and games with gods notwithstanding, and yet it doesn't stop you from working to help others around you with every strength of your ability. Anyone would be happy to have you as an ally. However, I do hope that you are at least taking care of yourself in these times, and that others like Mr. Dokja continue to look out for you. [A beat.] And I...am sorry to hear of your past. It is never easy to lose loved ones.

[malewife]

I think you already know that I am a selfish man.

[ Sholmes said. Too many nice words. Technically Sholmes is right, but he doesn't want to disillusion him that he's a good person. ]

Do you wish to be companions, Herlock Sholmes?