KAZUNARI, LET THE MEMES BEGIN

[malewife]

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[malewife]

You know what I mean.

[ Just by asking, Joonghyuk thinks Kazunari knows Exactly. Niah is done exploring himself and goes back to sniffing Kazunari again.

Joonghyuk will peruse the fake books. Kazunari has normal tastes. No, Joonghyuk isn’t secretly envious of normalcy. ]

… Outdoor interior rooms?

[dms]

Eh? I do? [ DOES HE, JOONGHYUK?!

anyway he kneels to wave to niah again! ]

Yeah! Like, Brad's is this sick cave?! It was hard to believe were still in a hotel!

[malewife]

… I’m not going to explain.

[ NEVER MIND KAZUNARI IS AN IDIOT. He has decided.

Niah looks to acknowledge him. You are accounted for. Joonghyuk frowns.

So much. ]

A cave. [ … ] Why.

[dms]

...Okay, suit yourself!

[ shrugs! he can be assigned idiot, he doesn't mind. ]

Heck if I know! Maybe whatever magic set these things up decided he likes caves? And it's still got furniture, so it's not like he can't get comfy at all.

[malewife]

... He likes caves.

[ This is the logic? ]

A couch and a mini-fridge in a cave doesn't make it "comfy."

[dms]

I mean, mine is kind of modeled after aesthetics that I like? It even has the style of art I like best. It makes sense, IMO - so maybe Brad's a fan of camping, or mountain climbing? We'd have to ask.

[ it's "we" now ]

Everyone has different ideas of comfort, anyway. Someone out there would probs think my room isn't that comfortable, but lucky for them, they don't have to stay here.

[malewife]

[ He hears all of that, but first: ]

Did you just say an acronym instead of words?

[dms]

Yep!

[malewife]

Why.

[dms]

It's easy to say! Faster! Keeps the convo moving!

[malewife]

[ Thinks about it.

Better than gamer slang. ]

Your room is fine. Only the insane would think otherwise.

[dms]

[ luckily itaru is still back home ]

It's just about having different tastes. There's nothing wrong with that!

Does your room have games? Or are they fake, like the paints?

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk thinks there's everything wrong with bad taste?

Oh, no......... His GAMES. ]

... They're fake plastic models. The ones used to show off model houses.

[ He sounds so angry about this. ]

[dms]

Boooo. Where's the fun in that?

Maybe we can ask for real stuff once the hosts show up, though?

[malewife]

They will most likely ask for something in return despite our situation.

[ (yjh) npcs are so smelly ]

[dms]

Ehhh? But we don't really have anything to give them. What could they even ask for?

[malewife]

[ Thinking about the Watchers and frowning. ]

... Entertainment.

[dms]

Well, in that case, we're golden! I'm an actor, you know. Entertainment is what I do!

[malewife]

... I had thought being an artist was your main occupation.

[ He thought acting was the hobby. ]

[dms]

If you want to be technical, I'm still a student. But I'm a UMC! I do it all!

[malewife]

[ ... ]

Let me see it.

[dms]

...My acting? But I don't even have a script, or a scene partner. [ hmmmmm. ] I guess I could improv something, but you'd have to just pretend anyone else is there, if I need them.

[malewife]

Fine. We have to make do with what we have.