... Then hop on into the kitchen and get on with it, because the snake doesn't look like its going to take "I don't eat other people's cooking" for an answer.
[ pink snake is swaying and hiSSING with more vigour now. ]
[ Snake pasta drops into Yuri's bowl... It's too late... Their table is flooding with half-eaten pasta and alfredo sauce. When Joonghyuk tries to kill the snake forever, they are transported to the hallway.
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yuri stares at niah. and then at the snake. and then at yjh. and then at the snake.
good hustle, boys. ]
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No one can eat if you're this loud.
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I don't eat other people's cooking.
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[ pink snake is swaying and hiSSING with more vigour now. ]
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[ He also doesn't want to cook for other people. Anyway, he unsheathes his sword. ]
Stop hissing if you want to keep your head.
[ Oh, the Pink Snake is like YOU WANT TO FIGHT? As it slurps up linguini. ]
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[ he sighs, and will sit down not... NEXT to the snake but near enough to it. ]
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[ Yuri can watch him sword fight with the pink snake, fangs against his sword. ]
They don't eat pasta.
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[ damb. he can fight the snake if he wants, yuri’s gonna eat an unlimited breadstick?? ]
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[ He pierces its head with its sword as it tries to bite him. Where is the blood? No blood. Just pasta. ]
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[ It wasn’t before, but now after Joonghyuk says that, it is… The pasta flows out of the snake mouth, all over the table. ]
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[ MEN. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. yuri is not being fought by the snake. ]
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...
Niah looks around, then barks. ]
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but oh. here they are. ]
Well that was wildly dramatic.
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These rooms are ridiculous.
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This whole place is ridiculous, I think the rooms are just ruder about it.