malewife | JASON TODD, new thorn in his side

An act of defiance and control, then.

You psychoanalyzing me?

No.

Walk Niah. He'll be waiting outside your door.

Hey! I'm not some soul dog keeper!

[Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. He thinks about not going to the door. But he's a dog man, and so he feels bad not going to the door. So he goes to the STUPID door.

He's already pinching the bridge of his nose when he opens it.]

.

[ The period is his "read" indicator.

Niah is here. Have fun walking this dog. ]

[...

He looks at Niah. And then he glances out in the hallway, looking for Joonghyuk, but also to make sure that no one else is seeing him nicely walk this soul dog. He frowns.]

Come on then.

[He sounds SO TIRED.]

[ Jason… Joonghyuk typed from his room so he’s probably inside and not here.

It is just sparkly wolf who looks at him like he’s here to walk Jason instead. Wolf chuffs and huffs, grumpy old man.

He takes some steps down the hallway BECAUSE YOURE MAKING ME RP NIAH, then looks behind him to make sure Jason is coming. ]

[Uh, hello? He knows Batman. He absolutely knows a dude can be in one place suddenly even though it seems like he's in another. Don't give him that.

He sighs. But goes out of the room and shuts the door, walking after the dog who I am making you RP for your crimes.]

I'm coming. Why am I being babysat?

[ No, Joonghyuk really is not here. Don’t expect him to be around the corner or something.

A bark! As if Niah is answering back, then stops because Jason seems to want to be the one doing the babysitting? Fine. Take the lead, boy. Where do you want to go?

Niah stares up at him, tail swaying a bit. ]

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[Stop this. He stops in place and glances down at Niah. Then he looks up, expression thoughtful. Why is this all put off on him? He's going to kick Joonghyuk's ass.]

...You like running? Exercise? Or are you too old and tired and wanna be chill?

[ Niah just… continues to look up at him. He’s a simple dog-sized wolf without his daemon attributes, so he doesn’t quite understand.

However, he does see Jason isn’t moving, so he circles behind him and mock bites at his heels. Just snapping jaw noise near his feet without actually biting him. Move!! ]

No, you're still just annoying, I see. [He throws his hands up and starts moving.] Okay, okay! I get it. We're going.

[SHEESH.

Hope Niah is old and frail (no). Jason is going to take him to the camp and force him to jog in the outside air because the next section Jason would be under in the deal with your mental health chart is "keep active."]

[ Same hat but Joonghyuk also scowls a lot.

Niah is pretty nimble, at least? He follows Jason to the camp and instead of jogging beside him, he chases him at high speed… The wolf may have misunderstood how Jason envisioned this.

If Jason even slows down a bit, Niah barks as a warning. He will tackle him—if he wants to catch he can. ]

[HELLO????

WHY—?!] Hey! You’re supposed to run beside me like the dogs in the dog food commercials! HEY! Why are you hunting me?! [He was only going to do a light jog,

but now he is JUST RUNNING, HE GUESSES!!! AHHH, WHY IS HE BEING TACKLED!!]

[ Help, if only Joonghyuk could see this.

He’s a wolf, Jason… Most importantly Joonghyuk’s soul as an animal.

If Jason doesn’t go down, Niah will continue to run, if anything he’ll race. Not going down from a tackle means Jason isn’t prey, so no more chase. ]

[Fucking Joonghyuk, your priorities as a person. This is why you have so many unhinged kids.

Jason is quite balanced for someone so damn top heavy, so they will race. He is out here racing this damn soul wolf by himself and for what!!! He won’t admit it makes him feel better, though.

Joonghyuk might not get to see them being stupid in the camp, but he eventually leads Niah back to the dumb murder hotel. So he shows up at Joonghyuk’s door in probably the most hilarious way of being slightly out of breath and a lot sweaty.

But, like, in a WE’RE BACK! way. Back from what? Look at you both. Niah is probably fine. Which is funnier. Look what the soul wolf has done to Jason.

Anyway, he knocks.]

[ Niah isn't like usual dogs who look really happy after a good run, but Jason can get a vibe that he is in a better mood after some play. As they return to the murder hotel, Niah noses Jason's hand.

No one opens the door at first until Niah barks. Joonghyuk is here, having changed to his other set of clothing... Which is athletic casual with a neon green and black jacket (it is canon don't look at me). Squinting, he said go for a walk??? Why are you SWEATY and SMELLY? ]

You look awful.

[Well, Joonghyuk can't ever make fun of Jason for anything. Not looking like some kind of far-future vtuber.]

Thanks, so do you. I'm returning your dog.

[He gestures

at Niah who is here and had barked.]

We walked.

[THEY RAN APPARENTLY BY THE LOOKS OF HIM.]

[ and jason looks like someone human-fied their pansexual furrysona we can't always win ]

A walk made you sweat this much.

[ you think he's blind? Niah is also panting, which just adds to the "you did not walk." ]

[WHAT THE FCK? DAMN. HE'S NOT THAT BAD.]

Well, I walked until I was being chased like my life depended on it.

[They did, in fact, not walk. It's fine.]

[ looks into camera ]

Did you lose?

[ Niah's tail wags a bit when he hears the question. ]

[WOW. He gives Joonghyuk a LOOK. Then he sort of gives Niah a look sidelong.]

No. I'm real fast. I won.

[ Niah barks which has Joonghyuk raise his eyebrows. ]

You're not lying.

You're just out here thinking I'm going to lie. Sheesh.

[This is not a wrong assumption to make actually. He will simply be offended anyway.]

I think Niah just went easy on me probably.

If you did lie, Niah wouldn't be able to tell me.

[ So there's no point. Joonghyuk is needling him just because he wants to. After nosing Jason's hand one more time, Niah walks into the room. Wolf is tired. ]

There's nothing to gain from going easy on you. [ ... ] Go shower.

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