I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS (herlock sholmes)

[malewife]

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w6 monday

[malewife]

[ it is time for shopping... we can pretend they also got tickets to watch one (1) movie in a bit. ]

What are you exactly looking for?

[greatdeduction]

[Yessss MOVIE TIME. Also he's holding up a cool hoodie.]

Was wondering if we should send things over to our dearly departed friends. Though I suppose they need food and money more than clothing.

[malewife]

[ ............ oh thank god that isn't what sholmes wants to wear? ]

I believe food and money is enough for them. I sent them a lot of food last week and Kijima Akira sent them a live lobster.

[ They better be happy. ]

Is that your fashion sense?

[greatdeduction]

A...live lobster? Oh my. I wonder if it made the trip.

[And a smile.]

But of course, it is... [And a cough, ugh.] Not my fashion sense, no. Not at all.

[malewife]

I thought so. [ He is glad he isn't disappointed. ] You act like a buffoon sometimes, but all works depict you to have fashionable.

[ Joonghyuk picks out a coat?? for him?

Also some sunglasses. ]

[greatdeduction]

Ahaha. True, true.

[WHY CAN'T THIS HONESTY SPELL LET HIM TROLL PEOPLE!!! TERRIBLE]

[But he's a bit surprised as he puts away the hoodie to take the coat??? A bit confused??]

Ah, thank you? [He puts both on.] How do I look? Dashing?

[malewife]

[ This is a good week. The coat is a dark blue, which he thinks suits Sholmes' trademark colors...

it's truth week ]

Yes, handsome. [ Anyway: ] Would you say your trademark color is beige? Magenta?

[greatdeduction]

...

[HE JUST. STARES AT YJH?????????]

[HELLO?????]

Um. [Hold on, collecting composure.] Ah. Blue, I'd say? Or brown...

[malewife]

... What is it?

[ WHY ARE YOU STARING? He takes out a mauve brown sweater which would be nice under the coat. ]

[greatdeduction]

[He opens his mouth to say "NOTHING AT ALL" but he chokes on it.]

[He just nods.]

I admit, it is quite surprising to hear such words from you. One may feel as if he's dreaming.

[malewife]

[ Lets get you some good shoes to go with your new outfit, Sholmes. ]

Don't say such creepy things. It's the objective truth that I can't seem to avoid saying.

[greatdeduction]

I have...noticed that too, yes.

[Taking the shoes, too. This all feels surreal. YJH the malewife...]

For example, I could say...let's see. I have bla- [He coughs, wincing.] Blonde hair. It's blonde. See? It's quite irritating!

[malewife]

[ he legitimately just doesn't want to see something ugly........... ]

It's only irritating if you lie a lot.

[ looks

at sholmes ]

[greatdeduction]

[wooow look at these buttons on this coat they're so cute.]

[wow]

[malewife]

[ Hm. ]

What do you think of me, Herlock Sholmes?

[greatdeduction]

[He sputters.]

Now that's hardly fair!

[malewife]

All is fair in love and war.

[ YEAH. (COLA VOICE) HOMEWRECKING!!!!!! But not even relevant. ]

[greatdeduction]

[GET COLA OUT OF HERE]

It's neither love or war, my dear fellow. If I answer, you must answer the same question in return.

[malewife]

I have told you before, haven't I?

[ me: will sholmes even remember. Joonghyuk thinks Sholmes would have good memory. ]

[greatdeduction]

...




[He blushes, slightly. sTOP.]

Maybe I want to hear it again?

[malewife]

That's right. I do remember when I told you last time, you were preening yourself quite thoroughly.

You like attention, don't you?

[greatdeduction]

[A nod.]

I shan't lie. I do like it more than most.

[malewife]

Then do you really want to hear my updated thoughts on you?

[greatdeduction]

I would be curious.....

[attention whore]

[malewife]

I paid first last time.

[ So it is Sholmes' turn. ]