[Niah may lounge on the bed, or on the floor by the bed since Jason goes to sit on it. He sort of tries to get his hand back, but he doesn't try very hard, so maybe Joonghyuk is just coming with him.]
We had a nice skeleton audience for some of it. I assume all of it, but... I wasn't aware of what the hell was going on in the first half.
Because I was too busy thinking I was a lifeguard with Royce.
[Luckily, Joonghyuk only has to look under his shirt. The crescent punctures are still there...yay. He isn't crackling anymore, so the ribs must be better, though he does move sometimes like they're tender. The back is blistered from top to bottom, and if this burn is first degree, the one before must have been kind of terrible.
Under the burn on the back of the left shoulder is what looks like claw marks. Oh, he has the remnants of two puncture wounds on his bottom lip?]
[ ......... he's like this, but the expressions are more mild. ]
So you were a lifeguard. With Royce.
[ This is a gesture to continue. After he makes sure that the wounds are healing fine after an NPC heal, Jason can return to be fully clothed. Quickly, he crosses his arms to stop himself from... You know. More touch. Hand hold. Etc. ]
[Sweet Niah. He slowly and idly strokes Niah’s head and neck.]
No. I woke up somewhere else. On a dating game show with three bachelor contestants. People I knew. Cloud, Yuri, Sylvain. I remembered who I was. And the hotel. I had three questions to figure out which contestant was fake and which just had a scrambled egg brain.
Our prize was we could pick a honeymoons destination. They didn’t like our hotel pick. So they dropped the floor out from under us.
We landed in a pit and ran into a girl Yuri knew who was injured pretty bad. But when she sighs apparently, it draws monsters. You can guess what she did, I guess.
[She sighed.]
It was some huge lizard dinosaur thing. I grabbed her and we ran down the only path into a dead end.
Yeah. There were two doors waiting on each side. I gave the girl to Yuri and told him to go in the one to the hotel because the monster had bitten his leg. I went into the one we could see Harrow and Hua Cheng in, but Yuri followed me.
The monster had been charging some kind of beam. It got us in the back as we went through.
Harrow and Hua Cheng were being attacked by some kind of wraith in a mansion. It ran when we got there. They didn’t know who we were or remember the hotel.
I don't think so, yeah. Harrow and Hua Cheng thought they were siblings, so.
[Those two, then him and Yuri.]
The girl with me and Yuri. Something started happening to her. I guess she was turning into a monster, but she sighed again. We had to fight her and some more wraiths. I'm pretty sure I missed almost every shot I took with the guns they had.
[ Is it funny that Jason was a bad shot? Is it not funny? Joonghyuk is trying to decide. ]
I didn’t know you could shoot a wraith to begin with, but if it’s part of Hua Cheng and Harrowhark Harrowhark Nonagesimus’ story, then the guns there must be able to. You defeated her somehow?
Look, I gave her to Yuri, and he knew. That's his fault.
[BLAME OTHERS! Listen.]
The bullets were silver, I think. [Shouldn't they be iron? Idk how the supernatural works. Silver is fine.] We got rid of them, yeah. Harrow had a note with a list of plot ideas for whatever we were a part of. Everything for a few seasons after Season 27 for a ten year contract. At the bottom it said, "End the show to go back."
Then a woman drove a car into the house and hit all of us.
What, the woman hitting us with a car, or the bottom of the note?
[He's kidding.]
I rolled off the hood, so I don't think she saw me getting back up. She started berating the other three about how she pays our paycheck. We were ruining her show. The skeletons in the audience were getting up to leave.
I tried to sneak into the car so I could run her over.
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Joonghyuk can’t go in that far since… Holding Jason’s hand. ]
That is the premise of your trip?
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[Niah may lounge on the bed, or on the floor by the bed since Jason goes to sit on it. He sort of tries to get his hand back, but he doesn't try very hard, so maybe Joonghyuk is just coming with him.]
We had a nice skeleton audience for some of it. I assume all of it, but... I wasn't aware of what the hell was going on in the first half.
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Wow. Shaking him off? He will retract his hand and follow. ]
Why is that?
[ He will check his injuries while he tells the story. ]
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[Luckily, Joonghyuk only has to look under his shirt. The crescent punctures are still there...yay. He isn't crackling anymore, so the ribs must be better, though he does move sometimes like they're tender. The back is blistered from top to bottom, and if this burn is first degree, the one before must have been kind of terrible.
Under the burn on the back of the left shoulder is what looks like claw marks. Oh, he has the remnants of two puncture wounds on his bottom lip?]
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What?
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I thought I was a lifeguard. Had the red shorts and everything.
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So you were a lifeguard. With Royce.
[ This is a gesture to continue. After he makes sure that the wounds are healing fine after an NPC heal, Jason can return to be fully clothed. Quickly, he crosses his arms to stop himself from... You know. More touch. Hand hold. Etc. ]
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I woke up in the beach tower and went outside because I was supposed to be on duty. Someone was drowning so I went to save them.
…It was Lup. She acted weird to me at the time because she kept mentioning the hotel and wondering why we were there.
A shark attacked us and grabbed her. I decided to toss her back to shore, but it meant the shark got me instead. I drowned.
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... It doesn't end there, does it?
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No. I woke up somewhere else. On a dating game show with three bachelor contestants. People I knew. Cloud, Yuri, Sylvain. I remembered who I was. And the hotel. I had three questions to figure out which contestant was fake and which just had a scrambled egg brain.
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Niah is just having a good time because he doesn't understand anything either of them is saying. ]
Did you win?
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[I wish to be Niah. Niah is valid.]
They beheaded the fakes.
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... I imagine it keeps going from here.
[ While gruesome, Joonghyuk prepares for it to be worse. ]
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We landed in a pit and ran into a girl Yuri knew who was injured pretty bad. But when she sighs apparently, it draws monsters. You can guess what she did, I guess.
[She sighed.]
It was some huge lizard dinosaur thing. I grabbed her and we ran down the only path into a dead end.
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[ Joonghyuk, for some reason, is very perturbed that it is a huge lizard dinosaur thing? ]
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Yeah. There were two doors waiting on each side. I gave the girl to Yuri and told him to go in the one to the hotel because the monster had bitten his leg. I went into the one we could see Harrow and Hua Cheng in, but Yuri followed me.
The monster had been charging some kind of beam. It got us in the back as we went through.
Harrow and Hua Cheng were being attacked by some kind of wraith in a mansion. It ran when we got there. They didn’t know who we were or remember the hotel.
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So both of your plot lines are not relevant… To each other.
[ A dinosaur lizard monster that shoots a beam and then the high goths are fighting a wraith? ]
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[Those two, then him and Yuri.]
The girl with me and Yuri. Something started happening to her. I guess she was turning into a monster, but she sighed again. We had to fight her and some more wraiths. I'm pretty sure I missed almost every shot I took with the guns they had.
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You didn’t think to gag her.
[ Is it funny that Jason was a bad shot? Is it not funny? Joonghyuk is trying to decide. ]
I didn’t know you could shoot a wraith to begin with, but if it’s part of Hua Cheng and Harrowhark Harrowhark Nonagesimus’ story, then the guns there must be able to. You defeated her somehow?
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[BLAME OTHERS! Listen.]
The bullets were silver, I think. [Shouldn't they be iron? Idk how the supernatural works. Silver is fine.] We got rid of them, yeah. Harrow had a note with a list of plot ideas for whatever we were a part of. Everything for a few seasons after Season 27 for a ten year contract. At the bottom it said, "End the show to go back."
Then a woman drove a car into the house and hit all of us.
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[ No, Jason? He agrees. He’s still unsure as fuck about silver bullets working on wraiths, but he isn’t the supernatural writer. ]
… This sounds like a metaphor.
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[He's kidding.]
I rolled off the hood, so I don't think she saw me getting back up. She started berating the other three about how she pays our paycheck. We were ruining her show. The skeletons in the audience were getting up to leave.
I tried to sneak into the car so I could run her over.
[Joonghyuk, your son.]
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[ and predictably cause I think Jason knows Joonghyuk is sociopathic enough: ]
Were you successful?
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Hell yeah.
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… That isn’t the end, is it.
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